Who gives a fork, anyway?

There just aren't enough forks in the world anymore. Well, not in our house at least. Somebody keeps eating them or using them to spear seagulls or as a key component in some kind of Skynet-type terminator that will come and kill me in my sleep.

I think that Bono, Bob Geldof and Paul McCartney should put on a benefit gig for us. It will be named: ForkAid. Or ForkFest. Or Paul, Bob & Bon-Bon's Pledge For Forks. And Pantera will come and play 'Forking Hostile'.

Anyway...the internet decided it would climb out of ye olde sky-waves and into our kitchen.

Does anyone have the number for Meme Control Centre?

Seagulls are evil.

From Bath Spa to Prestatyn, Scarborough to Eastbourne this is what you will see.

Cheesy Satan

Microsoft Paint. Hell yeah.

I think my friend Ben looks like a sir...

...what do you think?