Who gives a fork, anyway?

There just aren't enough forks in the world anymore. Well, not in our house at least. Somebody keeps eating them or using them to spear seagulls or as a key component in some kind of Skynet-type terminator that will come and kill me in my sleep.

I think that Bono, Bob Geldof and Paul McCartney should put on a benefit gig for us. It will be named: ForkAid. Or ForkFest. Or Paul, Bob & Bon-Bon's Pledge For Forks. And Pantera will come and play 'Forking Hostile'.

Anyway...the internet decided it would climb out of ye olde sky-waves and into our kitchen.

Does anyone have the number for Meme Control Centre?